Wanted: Don't Laugh! I need an apt for $900 or less for 9/1.

Need for Sept 1- large studio or one bedroom in Lovely Kensington or Fabulous Ditmas Park near a train with laundry on site, sunlight, elevator, closets. Me? Grown up, job, good credit, in Brooklyn since 97. I don't drink or smoke. I really want to liv3e in these areas and I believe in Santa.